Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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