god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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