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ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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