we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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