Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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