Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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