I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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