You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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