How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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