is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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