Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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