a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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