i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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