Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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