Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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