dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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