i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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