history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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