Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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