Do vagina's smell?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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