quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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