therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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