Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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