Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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