We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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