A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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