i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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