Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Randomize
