Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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