What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i was born a porn star she said
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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