it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Randomize
