Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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