found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
you had me at cake vodka
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Randomize
