that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i just made my gag reflex go away.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
where are you?
Hypothermia
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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