The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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