And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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