Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
