Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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