I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You are a genius and a whore.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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