sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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