Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
