I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
try to milk me bitch
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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