Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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