Porn is love you can see.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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