marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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