I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
