No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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