Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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