Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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