Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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