Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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