The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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