maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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