I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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