Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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