oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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