Soap is not a condiment
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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