Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He has the fingertips of a God
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