That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
We need to get me chipped asap
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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