Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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